meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

When contempating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

cstfrm:

cstfrm:

my stomach hurts from eating too much cake

i guess you could say i have a stomacake


(Source: octoberblood)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man