dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

5000letters:

I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

chloerayne:

you know when you really want something you can’t afford and u have it open in a tab and eventually you have to close that tab and it’s like saying goodbye 

(Source: princessblogonoke)


sherlockspeare:

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fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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